I renewed my gym membership and immediately charged $1000 worth of personal trainer sessions on my credit card. Now, those that know me best would be shocked to hear that I did this for a few reasons: 1.) I am a huge cheapskate and would never think about making such a large purchase without more forethought, 2.) Exercise has got to be in the Top 3 list of things I hate to do in this world, and 3.) I really dislike sweating.
But, since I started feeling better last month, I quickly realized that while my foot felt better, my overall health and stamina was still less than stellar. Plus, with less than four months until the next surgery, I realized that I need to lose some serious weight and to strengthen my upper body in preparation for crutches again. So, with such a hefty goal to achieve and a small window to achieve it in, I figured I needed a professional to help mold and shape me (literally).
What was most amusing during the sales pitch was the series of questions I was asked so that I could be matched with "my perfect trainer". It went a little something like this:
"How long ago did you have surgery?"
"5 months ago."
"How long can you stand?"
"Comfortably? About 20 minutes."
"Can you run yet?"
"Uh, no."
"Can you do any high impact?"
"No, I can't do any running or jumping yet."
"Can you do stairs?"
"Well, yes, but I am pretty slow; I wouldn't exactly classify that as a calorie burning activity."
"OK, we're gonna work on your upper body!"
So, after two weeks of being paired with Andrew, all he does is yell, "Crutches ain't got nothing on you!" to keep me motivated. It's quite funny, actually! He is determined to get me strong enough for the next surgery and to drop the poundage. So far, he is succeeding; I am already down 7 pounds. Although, today was a bit of a challenge as my foot was really swollen and stinging (um yeah, I am thinking it may be a stress fracture or another new ailment) . . . he ordered me to call the doctor tomorrow. Let's hope the doc proves me wrong; I've got a vacation coming on Friday that includes hiking and biking in the mountain air!